30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel
1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom ‘Thing 1’ and ‘Thing 2’.
2. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night.
3. When they come back to their home town after a concert yell “Yea, you’re back!” and hug them like you’ll never let go. After about five minutes constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”
4. Sell all four of them on eBay.
5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker.
6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their songs loudly and off-key.
7. Constantly remind them that the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
8. Let a very large, non-poisonous, spider loose in the recording studio.
9. Record their loud, girly screams.
10. Poke Tom in the side non-stop, making him squeak. (This will not only annoy Tom, but his high-pitched squeaking will annoy the others too!)
11. Watch “The Others” and spend the next week asking them if they’re ghosts.
12. Make them watch Steven King’s “It”. At two in the morning dress up as a very evil looking clown and sit on Georg’s bed.
13. Demand that they write a song about you.
14. Tell Bill that Michael Jackson is waiting at the door to meet his long-lost twin brother.
15. Sing “That’s What Girls Do” at ungodly hours of the night.
16. Laugh… just laugh for no reason at all.
17. Trip Tom and use the other boys as a shield when he comes after you, and shout, “En guard!”
18. Super-glue Georg’s favorite bass guitar to the ceiling and insist that the evil elves made you do it.
19. Slap a cracker with butter onto Gustav’s face. (My sister did this to me once! And it got into my hair!!!)
20. Dress up as one of those British guard guys with big fuzzy hats and follow them around with a wooden rifle in your hand and an unusually serious expression on your face.
21. When one of their songs comes on, turn it up as loud as you can and say "I could have sworn I've heard this somewhere before...?" and look like you're concentrating really hard on it.
22. Get sugar into your system and try to play each of their instruments at a time... 'accidentally' breaking/de-tuning them.
23. While reading "Green eggs and Ham", and when Bill asks why you are reading Dr. Seuss, scream "It's green!" and stare wide eyed at him until he starts to back away... then knock him to the ground.
24. Then read "Green eggs and Ham" while sitting on him.
25. Sit and wait in their hotel room when they’re on tour. When they return to their room after a concert, stand and angrily demand to know why they were so late.
26. Jump on all their backs and demand piggy-back rides.
27. At exactly 03:38 a.m. make sure they are all asleep, take a deep breath and scream "THE FAN-GIRLS/BOYS ARE HERE!!!"
28. Lock the doors so they can't get out.
29. Run up to them saying the producer wanted you to tell them something very important. Pretend to faint. When you wake up pretend like you can’t remember what he said. A few minutes later say “Oh, I remember now!!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several days.
30. Stare at Gustav for several minutes. When he asks what’s up ask if he’s pregnant.
Bill's POV
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Standing there on the roof of some random building, probably 9 or more stories high. All I could tell was the city was so far below me. Cop Cars, ambulances, witnesses...
they all were below. Tears dropped down my face as I was crying. I could've drowned myself, but I didn't want to. Plus, jumping could make me die faster. tears kept falling down. I leaned werily over the side, feeling like i was gonna get sick. I wanted to die fast. Of course. No one would care. I leaned farther over, dangerously.
Tom's POV
"Oh my God, Tom, where the hell is Bill?!?!" Rose exclaimed, holding onto Zacky. "I...I don't know....." I replied. My brother was suicidal of course ever since Georg broke up with him and started dating Craig.
"WE HAVE TO FIND HIM, TOM!! THIS COULD BE BAD!!!!" Zack said, wrapping his arms round Rose.
"I KNOW! God, just.....come on." I said running out the door. We found where he was almost in 9 minutes. Ambulances, people, all of those were gathered in front of a building, staring up. I looked up and almost screamed. Bill was standing there hanging dangerously over the side.
I broke back the cops and ran up the sairs of the bulding. I almost passed out as I was running up the last fligt of stairs. 30 or more flights. Ugh. But I didn't care, I cared about my brother.
"BILL!!" I exclaimed, running onto the building roof platform thing. "SPRING NICHT!!!!" I screamed.
I stopped in my tracks. Bill didn't bother turning to face me. "Why are you here, Tom?" He asked. "Because I don't want you to jump!!!" I cried back. "You don't care, Tom, you just don't want to go to another funeral." Bill growled in a hellish tone that almost scared me. "NO! care about you, Bill! You're my damn brother! Of course I care about you!" I said. "No You don't care, okay?! I know you don't!!! After all the times you've made fun of me with your girlfriends about how I was gay, i KNOW you don't care!!! So don't EVEN try to go there! Don't!" Bill snapped back at me, and then stumbled dangerously and almost fell. He got his balance and continued. "Those times you did that really did hurt. Because....Because, Tom I love you. You know, I've always liked you. But You've made fun of me and never did bother to notice." Bill said, looking down at all below him. Those words struck me like an atom bomb. He really does Love me. "Bill....I'm sorry.....just.....please don't jump." I replied. "No, Tom, you're just saying that, you don't really care. you're trying to-" Bill started, but lost his balance. I ran over as fast as I could, and leaned over the side, grabbing his hands. "Bill!!!" I said, trying to pull him up but I couldn't. "Just hold on, okay! don't let go! PLEASE!! I'm sorry for everything, okay! I'm sorry I didn't notice you liked me, I'm sorry I made fun of you! The truth is, I love you, too, jsut don't let go!!" I cried. He stared up at me with wide eyes. "I won't let go, Tom. I beleive you now. I'm sorry." Bill said, crying. He smiled through the tears and I smiled back.....
And then he let go.
To be contiued.
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